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판타스틱4: 실버 서퍼의 위협

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항공기의
이착륙 금지 조치가

해제된 가운데
모두가 기다리던

"판타스틱4" 커플의
결혼식은

예정대로 토요일에
거행된다고 합니다

리드 리차드
과학자, 연예인?

어이가 없네
전세계에

이상한 현상들이
일어나고 있는데

우리가 어떤 그릇을
골랐는지가 대수야?

뭘로 골랐어?
난 꽃무늬 들어간 파란색이 예쁘던데

사진 좀?

또 미룰 거지?

절대!
이번엔 안 미뤄

자기가 꿈꿔온 결혼,
아무것도 못 막아

사물의 분자가 변한
불가사의한 현상도!

그렇게 로맨틱한 말
처음 들어봤어

둘이 꼴값을 떨어요

비즈니스 좌석이
예약 초과라

이코노미뿐이에요

- 웃어!
- 짱이다!

엄마, 봐요!

상관없어요

내 자리예요

미안해요

잠시만요

항공사에 자가용 비행기
후원해달랄까?

공짜 그만 좀 바라

웃겨, 그 돈으로 연구비에
보태 쓰면 되잖아요

- 됐어
- 실례해요

- 잘 생각해봐
- 어디 가?

이코노미는 좁아서!

비나 쏟아져라!

갑작스런 폭설로
피라미드가

눈에 뒤덮였으며

일본에선
수중 화산 활동으로

강이 얼었습니다

과학자들은 일련의
이상 기상현상들이

지구 온난화란
일각의 주장을

과학적 근거가 없다며
일축하였고

일부 종교 단체들은
이번 사태가

지구 종말의 징조라고
주장합니다

한편, "판타스틱4" 커플의
결혼식을 앞두고

뉴욕 맨해튼이
떠들썩하다는군요

자기야?

무장강도 잡으면서
경찰차 3대 부쉈다고

우리더러 물어내래
내 기억으론 2대였는데

"리드"!

알았어, 치울게

무슨 일이야?

드레스 입어보러 갔다
축가 연주가 만날 거야

식장 장식 업체도 골라야 하고
할 게 산더미야

걱정 마
나도 최대한 도울게

딴 데 정신 팔면서?

- 할 일 목록 만든 거야
- 진짜?

맹세해

새 유니폼이야
어때?

우리가 광고판이니?
절대 안 돼

돈 벌기 싫어?

뭐예요?

내 취미활동

장난감이에요?
아님 과학 발명품?

둘 다야

감탄과 역겨움이
동시에 밀려오네

"수"가 PDA 중독이래

제대로 봤네

"쟈니"

비밀 지켜, 최근 이상 기상현상
원인을 분석했는데

우리가 초능력을 얻은
태양 광선하고 똑같아

누가 궁금하댔나?

결혼식에 관련해서
의논할 게 있어요

뭔데?

총각파티!

난 싫어, "쟈니"

"존"이라고 불러요
어른스럽게 들리게

"쟈니", 총각파티는 안 해
난 싫어

"벤"이 잔뜩 기대하는데
돌멩이 가슴을

부숴놓고 싶어요?

결혼식 전에 할 게 많아

"수"도 싫어할 거고

누나 반응이 어떨까?

결혼 준비만 열중해도
시간이 모자랄 판인데

기상현상 분석한답시고
시간만 허비했다면?

총각파티 하자

그치만
스트립 댄서 부르지 마

라트베리아, 하센스타트

- 여기야?
- 모르는 사람들이잖아

초대할 친구도
없으면서 뭘요

"쟈니"!
약속이 틀리잖아

스트립 댄서 아녜요

섹시할 뿐이죠

"미스터 판타스틱"! 맞죠?
너무 멋져요

귀엽게 생겼어

큰 손잡이 달린
피처 하나 줘요

네

백스터 빌딩에
잘 오셨습니다

무슨 일이시죠?
그 승강기는 타면 안 돼요

잠시 기다리세요

누구시죠?

고마워

어떻게 오셨죠?

- "리차드" 박사!
- 없는데, 무슨 일이죠?

그럼 있는 곳으로
같이 갑시다

그러죠

미안해요

우주도 처음엔 구슬 크기였죠
그러다가, 빵!

폭발을 일으켰고

수조 분의 1초 속도로 팽창해선
지금의 우주가 만들어진 거죠

정말 유식하시다

칭찬 고마워요
"캔디"

같이 출래요?

- 아뇨
- 어서요

어서요, 같이 춰요

창피할 텐데

뻣뻣하게 섰지 말고
좀 흔들어봐요

그거예요

잘하네요

- 물 만난 고기네요
- 그러게

저깄군요

네

유감스럽게도!

죽었어!

갈까요?

빼도 박도 못하게 됐어

"수"!
여긴 어떻게...

"해이거" 장군님

자릴 옮깁시다

기껏 여자 꼬셨는데
아까워서 어째?

저 여자들한테
빅뱅 이론을...

"쟈니"가 하도 졸라서
그냥 따라온 거야

"리드"가 장군을 어떻게?

장군이 추진했었던
미사일 방어체계가

"리드" 때문에
백지화됐었어

합참본부 지시로 찾아왔소

개인적으론
이목 끌기 좋아하는 민간인한테

국가 기밀을
알려주는 건 싫지만!

나도 반갑군요

무슨 일이죠?

최근에 발생했던
이상 기상현상들

정부는 대외적으로는
심각성을 부인했지만

실상은 국가 안보에
중대한 위협으로 보고 있소

정찰위성에 찍힌
사진들이에요

- 뭐죠?
- "리차드" 박사, 당신 생각은?

이런 건 처음 봐요
"벤"?

언뜻 보면 유성 같지만
엄청난 자체 에너지를

내뿜고 있어

이걸 보시오

전세계 각지에서
이게 발견됐어요

지름은 약 200미터쯤

원인을 밝히려면
뭔지 찾아내서 확인해야 돼요

우리 위성 네트워크에
특수 센서를 설치하면

위치는 금방 알아내요

- 좋소, 그럼 센서를 설치해서...
- 유감이군요

뭐요?

토요일에 결혼해요
그럴 시간 없어요

박사, 조국의 안위와
직결된 문제요

"왜그너" 교수를 찾아가봐요

브라운 대학교의
물리학 교수시죠

기대가 컸는데

실망이 크군요

판타스틱4 주식회사
"존 스톰"이에요

- 모델 해봤어요?
- 관심 없어요

- 굉장한 미인인데...
- 관심 없어요!

쌀쌀맞게...
진짜 가버리네

그래, 튕겨야 맛이지

그런 프로젝트를
거절하다니 놀랐어

센서는 나 없이도 만들어

우리 결혼보다
중요한 건 없어

또 미루긴 싫어

고마워

클럽의 그 여자들은...

걱정 마
자길 믿어

재밌었음 됐어

고마워!

게다가...

내 처녀파티는 그보다
훨씬 더 화끈했었는 걸

광란의 밤이었지

"광란"?

여기서 뭐 해?

그냥...
바람 좀 쐬려구

센서 만드는 거군

"수"는 까맣게 모르겠지?

걱정 마
나, 입 무겁잖아

돌로 된 입이니!

"쟈니"한텐 말하지 마

- 뭘요?
- 하필!

센서 만들어요?

누나가 알면
난리 치겠네

- 우리만 아는 거야
- 알았어요

걱정하지 마

"판타스틱4"의 멤버
미스터 판타스틱과

"인비져블"의
세기적인 로맨스!

오늘 마침내 뉴욕에서
그 결실이 맺어집니다

- 기자들 극성이란!
- 대단하네

저러고 싶을까?

좀 들어봐요

오늘은 누나 인생에서
가장 중요한 날이에요

제발 프라이버시를 좀
존중해달라구요

농담이구요
결혼식 사진은

인터넷 경매로 나중에 판매할 겁니다
감사합니다!

"인간 횃불"이
무섭진 않으세요?

방열 기능 속옷이랑
화상 연고 있는 걸요

수잔 스톰 & 리드 리차드

초대장은?

명단에 있을 거요

- 성함이?
- "스탠 리"

거짓말 마세요

내가 만화가 "스탠 리"요

상상했던 거랑
너무나 달라요

알아

아뇨, "알리시아"
잘못된 기분이라구요

"수"

수퍼영웅도 결혼 앞두고
긴장하는 건 당연한 거야

떨려서가 아녜요
제 삶이 서커스 같다구요

이런 데서 어떻게
자식을 키워요?

우린 보통 사람들과
다르잖아요

"벤"과 나도
평범하진 않아

그치만 누구보다도
행복한 걸

"리드"를 사랑해?

세상 그 누구보다도!

그럼 걱정할 거 없어

고마워요

이런!

뾰루지예요

- 화장으로 가려봐
- 그보단...

됐어요

피로연 끝날 때까진
신경 좀 써야겠어요

"리드", 서둘러
결혼식 늦겠어

잠깐만

다 됐어

장군님, 그쪽 시스템에
센서를 지금 연결할게요

태양 광선량이 늘면
즉각 알게 될 거예요

다행이군, 분화구 2개가
더 발견됐소

신부가 기다린다구

PDA에 연결만 하면 끝나

- "리드"
- 됐어

빨리 턱시도 입어

새신랑이 무슨
홈리스 같잖아

알았어

왜?

내가 결혼해

가지가지 한다, 진짜!

"쟈니"

정말 대단해요
나란 걸 어떻게 알았죠?

탄내가 났거든

- 늦었잖아
- 주인공은 어디까지나

누나하고 "리드"예요

나한텐 관심 꺼줘요

자꾸 그러지 마!

- 이제 완벽해
- 당신도!

먼저 올라갈게

이따 봐, "쟈니"

"알리시아"랑 잘돼가네요
좀 눈꼴시긴 하지만

난 복 터진 남자야

말이라구요

궁금해서 말인데

잠자린 어떻게...

- 신경 꺼!
- 걱정돼서 그러죠

"알리시아"가 바위에
깔려 죽을까 봐!

짱돌에 맞아볼래?

넌 정체가 뭐냐?

고마워요

"쟈니"?

"벤" 자꾸 놀리지 마

장난친 거예요

"벤"이 행복해하는 게
못마땅하지?

샘나서 그럴 거야

내가 샘을 내요?
내 여친 봤어요?

아니!

아니라곤 하지만
그렇다는 거 알아

짜잔!

고무줄 사나이의 신부!

- 그러지 마
- 무시해, 아주 예뻐

밖에서 봐

가자구, 시간 됐어

그렇게
우스꽝스러워 보이진 않는다

그냥 예쁘다고 해주면
어디 덧나니?

아름다워

고마워

아빠가 봤다면
기뻐했을 거야

경고 - 태양 광선 증가

"리드", 핸드폰 꺼

이건...

하객 여러분,
지금 여러분 앞에는...

결혼 진심으로 축하해요!

어디까지 했죠?

하객 여러분,
지금 여러분 앞에는

"리드 리차드"와
"수잔 스톰"이

평생가약을 맺기 위해

경고 - 태양 광선 증가

섰습니다

그걸 결혼식에 가져왔어?

이유가 있어

- 결혼식 빨리 끝내자
- 로맨틱해라!

- 계속할까요?
- 네!

- 사랑엔 여러 가지 종류가 있습니다
- 건너뛰면 안 돼요?

- "리드"
- 뭐라고요?

시스템 다운!
추락한다!

늦었어

- 상승해!
- 안 돼!

"벤"!

- "쟈니"
- 명품 양복인데

파이어!

엄청 빠르다!

죽여주네!

잘난 척하긴

그만 끝내자구

말로 할래?

좋아, 네가 이겼어

파이어! 제발!

파이어!

주인님의 뜻을 받들어

새로운 세상을
건설하겠습니다

빨리 끝내지요

남자 같은데
온몸이 은색였고

서핑보드 같은 걸 타고
날아다녔어, 못 믿겠죠?

못 믿긴!

혹시 이상한 나라의
앨리스는 못 만났어?

- 농담 아녜요!
- 진정해, "쟈니"

그게 뭐든
사물의 성질과 에너질 변화시켜

이상 현상의 원인이다?

태양 에너지를 방출해
성질을 바꿔놓는 거죠

온몸이 은색이란
그게...

실버 서퍼!

자신의 위치를 추적하는
센서를 파괴했어

- 감시되는 걸 알았다?
- 신호를 쫓아온 거지

보통 녀석이 아녜요

괜찮아?

응, 좀 걸어야겠어

공격해오기 전에
파괴해야 돼요

추적할 방법을 찾아봐요

"수", 정말 미안해

괜한 걱정할까 봐
말을 안 했던 거야

센서 만들어서가 아냐
옳은 일 한 거잖아

다행이야

마저 들어!

미안해, 계속 해

내가 말한 게
바로 이거야

좀 풀어줄래?

나는... 미안!

결혼식 하나도
평범하게 못해

알아, 그치만 결혼만 하면
아무 문제 없을 거야

"판타스틱4"로선
평범한 삶 불가능해

그런데 어떻게
가정을 꾸리겠어?

난 "쟈니"한테 가볼게

"쟈니"?

괜찮소?

"쟈니"?

"쟈니", 괜찮아?

모르겠어, 놈과 접촉한 후론
몸이 전하고 달라

검사를 받아보자

- 왜 그랬어?!
- 내가 그런 게 아냐!

빨리 바닥에 굴러!

맙소사!

잠깐만, 잡아줄게!

파이어!

조심해요!

"리드"!

"리드"! "리드"!

- "리드"!
- "수"?

불이 붙었어!

- 어떻게 된 거야?
- 불 붙었어!

- 불이 붙었잖아!
- 알아!

- 잠깐만!
- 잡아줘!

인간 횃불이야!

- 난 "쟈니"가 아녜요!
- 어쩌다 그렇게 됐어?

"쟈니"한테 손댔다가!

- 어딨는데?
- 여기!

다시 손대봐!

비켜요!

"수", 옷이!

나만 맨날 이래!

"수"는 정상이지만

"쟈니"는...

어떤데?

실버 서퍼와 접촉해서
몸 분자구조가 변했어

나쁜 거예요?

그래서 "수"랑
힘이 바뀐 거지

- 실험을 더 해봐야...
- 내가 할까?

- 아니!
- 안 돼!

심각한 문제라구요!

안아주고 싶어서

잘못될지도 몰라

정확한 증상을 모르니까...

- 재밌겠군
- 안 돼!

"벤"!

봐!
정상으로 돌아왔어!

맙소사!

심각한 문제라고 했잖아요!

그래, 심각하네

돌아버리겠네!

- 멋진 걸
- 굉장해

- 빨리 고쳐줘요
- 알았어

- 그만 해!
- 보기보다 재밌는 걸

젠장!

다신 그러지 마요!
어떻게 해야 하죠?

당분간 우리 옆에 오지 마

앞으로 나랑 친하게 지내자
알았지?

엉망이 된 결혼식에
충격을 받은

비운의 신부 "수잔 스톰"이

집에서 두문불출한단
소식입니다

다음 시간엔
"인비져블"의 패션과

"미스터 판타스틱"의
춤을 분석해보죠

이런 쓰레길 왜 봐?
그냥 무시해

나도 그러고 싶지만
불가능하단 말야

- 가능해!
- 어떻게?

봐, 대답 못하잖아

가능해

우리가 이번 일 끝나고

- 은퇴하면?
- 무슨 소리야?

여길 떠나자

교수 자리 얻어서

연구에 전념할게

우리도 남들처럼 자식 낳고
평범하게 사는 거야

진심이야?

우리 미래보다
중요한 건 없어

고마워!

"벤"하고 "쟈니"는?

이해할 거야

"쟈니"는 혼자 튀는 걸
더 좋아하잖아

아직은 말하지 마

실버 서퍼 문제로
고민하고 있잖아

그린란드, 러셀 빙하

유명인사가 됐더군

대단한 힘을 가졌어

내 말 알아듣나?

우리가 힘을 합치면
아무도 못 막아

세상을 가질 수 있지

종말이 오면
알게 될 거다

무슨 뜻이지?

기다려! 기다리랬잖아!

팀을 깨겠대요
"리드"와 "수"!

따분한 삶을 살려고

"판타스틱4"를 떠난대요

그럼, 우리 둘만 남는 거야?

뭐라고 부를까요?
"다이나믹 듀엣"?

왜 말 안 했대?

때 되면 하겠지

결정을 존중해줘

자신들을 위한 일인데
화내선 안 돼

모두 와

문제가 터졌어

놈이 분출하는 에너질
다른 별과 비교해봤어

견우성, 리겔, 직녀성

- 거길 다 갔었다고?
- 초토화시켰지

생명체라곤
찾아볼 수가 없어

놈이 나타나기만 하면
8일 만에 별은 멸망해

어떻게 막지?

어디 있는지도 모르잖아

분화구는?

여러 군데인데

가장 최근 생긴 곳은
그린란드니까

패턴을 분석하면

다음 분화구는
위도 북경 51도 30분

경도 서경 0도 7분 지점이
가장 유력해

명심해
시민들 안전이 최우선이야

엄청 빠른 놈이에요
눈에 띄면 덮칠래요

우린 한 팀이야
단독행동은 안 돼

이젠 아니잖아?

- 무슨 소리야?
- 알잖아요!

말하려고 했어

- 언제? 떠난 뒤에?
- 말싸움 할 때 아냐

"리드", 말해줬어야지

둘 다 그만!
나중에 얘기해

일 망치고 싶소?

소용돌이다!

세상에

저게 뭐지?

어서 대피해요!

놓치지 말아요!

- 어서 가요!
- 어서!

"쟈니", 안 돼!

뭐 하는 거야?

"벤", 더 높이!

해볼게!

"수"!

물러서!
너 땜에 다친 거야

맙소사

다 망쳤잖소!

해결책을 찾을게요
다음엔 다를 거예요

- "다음"?
- 다음은 없소

당신들은 역부족야
지원을 요청하겠어

군대가 개입하면
민간인 희생이 커져요

지금보단 낫겠지

"빅터"?

왜 그래?
귀신이라도 봤나?

- 조심해!
- 꼼짝 마!

귀신이니까
모가질 부러뜨려도 되겠지

- 놔줘요
- 누군지 알아요?

"빅터 둠" 박사,
내가 불렀소

"벤", 놔줘

어떻게 된 거지?

어떻게 살아있어?

네놈들 덕은 아니지

그 외계인과 접촉해서
귀중한 정보를 얻었소

지구를 구할 수 있는
아주 귀중한 정보지

분명히 해두자구

좋지?
난 자네가 싫어

너희들 전부

허나, 살아남으려면
힘을 합쳐야만 돼

이 자를 믿었다가는
크게 후회할 겁니다

당신들을 믿었던 게
지금 더 후회스럽소

"리드", 거절해

어떤 정보인지 보자구

놈이 모르게 녹화했지

종말이 오면
알게 될 거다

어때?

널 날려버리는
부분이 재밌네

날 공격한 에너지가
어디서 나왔는지 봐

저기, 봤나?

그가 쓰는 에너지의
원천은 바로 보드야

보드를 빼앗으면
놈은 힘을 못 써

- 그렇게 합시다
- 어떻게?

방법을 안다면
너흰 필요 없지

당장 시작하시오

다시 함께 일하게 돼
무척 기쁘군

무시하진 않을 테니
걱정 말라구

어떻게 "빅터"랑 손잡아?

내 말이, 때려죽여도
시원찮을 판인데

물어줄게요

솔직히 인생낙오자 된
그런 기분예요

낙오자까진 아냐

고맙네요!

우리 손 떠난 문제야
어쩌는지 볼 수밖에

지구가 파괴될 거란
"리드" 말 믿어요?

이런 일엔
틀린 적이 없었잖아

난 복잡한 사람 아녜요

그래?

"리드" 말대로
지구가 멸망한다면

마지막 순간을
어떻게 보내겠어요?

싸우다 죽겠다
말하고 싶지만

솔직한 심정은

"알리시아"를 껴안고
최후를 맞는 거야

부럽네요

"알리시아" 껴안는 거 말구요
내 여친도 아닌 걸요

매력 없단 뜻은
절대로 아녜요

매력은 철철 넘치죠

장님이라도 그런 여잘
마다할 남자는 없겠죠

내 말은...

사랑하는 사람이
있는 게 좋다구요

넌 내가 있잖아

잘돼가?

링크를 못 찾겠어

- 괜찮을 거야
- 아니!

세상의 운명이 나한테 달렸는데
도저히...

해답을 찾아낼 거야

항상 그래 왔잖아

- 긴장 풀어
- 말은 쉽지

진짜야
긴장 풀라구!

심호흡을 해

천천히 내쉬어

그렇지

좋아, 한 번 더

봤지? 맥박도 벌써
부드러워졌잖아

- 기억나? 옛날에...
- 맥박!

타키온 펄스

사랑해!

도움됐다니 기뻐

어떻게 작동하는 거요?

이 자기장이 실버 서퍼를

- 보드에서 분리할 거예요
- 그물에 걸린 물고기처럼?

- 이론적으론!
- 가동까지 시간은?

- 3시간쯤
- 3시간?

"빅터"가 말도 없이
사라졌거든요

- 필요한 거라도 있소?
- 두어 가지요

베릴륨으로 된
케이스 있어요?

여기서 뭐 해?

- 노크도 몰라?
- "리드"를 도와야지

걱정 말라 해

프로젝트 끝내는 건
도와줄 테니까

- 다른 용건은?
- 어떻게 된 거야?

어떻게 돌아왔어?

왜, 무섭나?

내 힘이?

몸속에다 자기장을 만들어

터질 때까지 부풀릴 수 있어

한번 해보시지

연구실로 돌아가

"스톰" 씨?

실버 서퍼 잡으러
10분 후에 출발해요

수건만 두른 내 모습 보려고
기다렸어요?

농담이에요
장난친 거라구요

왜 날 싫어하죠?
날 모르잖아요

알 만큼은 알아요
신상명세 읽었으니까

건방지고 무모하고
무책임하며

왕자병 걸린 철부지

잘 아는군요

당신 때문에 동료들
전부 죽을 뻔했구요

인정해요

요즘 게임에 좀 소홀했죠

이건 게임이 아녜요

독일, 블랙 포레스트

- 숲 북쪽에 있어요
- 좋아

- 우리가 먼저 가죠
- 됐소

기회를 날렸잖소
이건 군사 작전이오

걸리적거리지 말고
조용히 빠져있어요

- 이해 못하는군요
- 그건 당신이지!

당신네 괴짜들,
똑똑히 들어둬

난 쿼터백이고
당신들은 내 선수요

알겠소?

고교 때 공부만 하느라
풋볼도 안 해봤겠지

그래요

방 안에 틀어박혀선
공부만 했죠

하지만 지금은

난 21세기 최고의
과학자 중 하나고

아름다운 약혼녀를 뒀지만

고교 풋볼 팀에서
쿼터백 한 당신은

내 도움이 없이는
아무것도 못하죠

당신이 맡은 임무를
완수하고 싶거든

내 말 한마디 한마디
경청하고

나와 내 친구들한테
깍듯이 대해요

해달라는 대로 해줘

나, 너무 흥분돼

- 나두!
- 조심해, "쟈니"

좋아, 가자

여기야

서둘러야 돼
각자 설치 끝내고 여기서 다시 만나

1분대, 출동!

놀랐잖아, 짜샤
귀엽게 생겼는 걸

그래, 잽싸게 도망쳐!

까불고 있어!

- 보고해
- 설치 끝냈어

- 나도
- 거의 됐어

근데

- 문제가 생겼어
- 뭔데?

놈이야

거기서 빠져나와
빨리!

왜 지구를
파괴하려는 거지?

나한텐 선택권이 없다

- "수"
- 기다려!

선택권이 없다니?

선택은 항상 존재해

항상은 아니지

왜 우릴 죽이려 해?

난 파괴자가 아니다

빨리, "리차드"
신호를 차단해

설득하나 보군요

- 한 방 날려
- 로저!

포격해

포격!

후퇴!

- 내가 갈게
- 기다려!

"리드"

빨리, "수"

됐어

"리드", 지금이야

됐어

꼴이 말이 아니군

"빅터", 물러서!

누구 명령이라고!

전대원, 실버 서퍼 조준!

데려가

시베리아, 야쿠츠크

- 열어!
- 취조실로 끌고 가!

약속이 틀리잖아요!

적을 생포했고
작전은 끝났소

- 어딨죠?
- 가둬놨소

장군님?

"셔먼"

실례하겠소
우린 좀 바빠서

- 나도 가겠어요
- 아니!

손님들이 못 나가게
잘 감시하도록

네

보드는 어딨죠?

외부 신호가 차단된
방에 보관해뒀죠

인권침해 논란 때문에

못하는 고문이 많은데

다행스럽게 넌
사람이 아니지

우리가 잡힌 거야?

어쩌다가?

막무가내 군대식으로
해결 보겠단 거겠지

고문하면 어쩌지?

- 당해도 싸지
- 뭐라구?

장군이 옳을지 몰라

그 자식은
지구를 파괴하려고 했다구

앞뒤가 안 맞잖아
미사일 공격 때 왜 날 보호했지?

반했나 보지

우린 모르는 뭔가가 있어
자긴 파괴자가 아니랬어

거짓말 한 거면?

얘길 해봐야겠어

들키지 않고!

DVD 빌려다 줄래요?

팝콘도 좀?

- 물어볼게요
- 좋아요

고마워요, 해병

우린 해병이 아뇨
육군이지

참, 잠깐 깜박했어요

"레이예" 대위,
출입 허가

장군님?

"둠" 박사가
면담 요청했어요

협조하는 게
신상에 좋아

"셔먼"?
잠깐 쉬자구

거기 있는 거 안다

이름이 뭐지?

이름은 있을 거 아냐

난 "수잔"이야

파괴자가 아니랬지?
그럼 누구야?

- 나의 주인님
- 그게 누군데?

널 도우려는 거야
아는 대로 다 말해

부탁이야

많은 이름을 가지셨다
우리가 아는 이름은

"갈락터스"

우주의 주인이시지

에너지가 없으면
살지 못해

열을 가진

유기 에너지

왜 그런 주인을 섬겨?

도리가 없다

죄 없는 사람들 죽이면서
죄책감 안 느껴?

주인님한테 복종해야만

우리 행성이 산다

왜 날 구해줬지?

고향에 두고 온

애인이 생각나서였다

파괴자를 막을 수 있어?

주인님을 유도하는 건
내가 아닌 "비이컨"이다

그게 뭐지?

내 힘의 원천

그 보드?

네게 주어진 시간은
몇 시간 남지 않았다

곧 주인님이 오신다

약속대로 외계인을
생포하게 도와줬소

약속을 지키시지요

보드를 실험하는 건
허용하겠소

내가 무장한 보초와
지켜보는 앞에서만!

물론이오

"해이거" 장군,
출입 허가

보드가 그를 부른대

우리 힘으론 안 돼

그 보드를 다른 데로
옮겨놔야 돼

장군이 허락할까?

하게 만들어야지

고맙소, 장군

인정하긴 싫지만

때론

"리드"가
옳을 때도 있지

무슨...

이봐, 이리 와

물어볼 게 있어

좋군

망할!

"벤"!

아파 죽는 줄 알았네

- "리드"는
- "벤" 뒤에!

미안해

"리드"

"빅터" 짓이야
보드를 회수해야 돼

서퍼를 데려가야 돼
보드의 힘을 알잖아

그를 빼낸다 해도
어떻게 "빅터"를 잡지?

그건 내게 맡겨

- 정지!
- 그대로 있어!

너 오늘 운수 대통했다

어떻게 된 거지?
장군님은 어딨어?

죽었어요

이 자를 안 데려가면
우리도 죽어

"프랭키"

지구를 살리려면
우릴 믿어요

제발!

옥상으로 가야 돼
지금쯤 왔을 거야

뭐가?

맙소사!

"리드"?

다른 허접 발명품하곤
비교도 안 돼요!

- 8기통 엔진?
- 물론

"벤", 빨리 타고
"쟈니", 날아와

- 조종할래요
- 조종은 내가 잘해

바위가 타면 추락해

그놈의 주둥아리
확 꿰매버린다!

둘 다 조용해!
서둘러!

내가 운전해!

파이어!

미국 장군을 죽였으니
우린 조국의 적이 됐고

"빅터"는
무한한 힘을 가졌어

우주의 파괴자는
지구를 파괴하러 오고 있고

빼먹은 거 있어?

"빅터"를 찾았어
중국 남동쪽으로 갔어

꽉 잡아

"노린 래드"

- 뭐?
- 모두 날 그렇게 불렀었어

"노린", 우리 세상을
구하게 도와줘

도와줄 거지?

뭐야?

"빅터", 그 보드가 파괴자를 끌어들여
포기해!

틀렸어, "리차드"
이젠 내가 파괴자다!

꽉 잡아!

이러다 당해!

갈라져야겠어!

- 뭐?
- 재밌겠군

나한테 바짝 붙어!

진짜 열 받네!

서핑이나 해, 깡통 대가리!

실버 서퍼가 파괴자를 막으려면
그 보드가 필요해!

그놈의 우는 소리!

진짜 힘이 뭔지를
보여주마!

"노린"!

잡아봐

"수"!

맙소사!

"수"

"쟈니", 손대지 마!

보드를 찾아야 돼

"수"

그가 왔다

"리드"?

"리드"

"빅터" 보드에 연결한

펄스 송신기 차단하면
보드를 뺏을 수 있어

너무 강해

접근하면 자신 있는데

그게 쉽질 않아

같이 싸워야 돼

하나가 되든지!

잘못될 수도 있어

아무래도 상관없어

친구 말을 빌리자면

한판 붙을 시간이야

싸우다 죽으려거든

같이 죽자구!

어서 가

매순간을 사랑해줘

그녀가 옳았어

선택은 항상 존재해

도와줄게!

맙소사

어떻게 된 거지?

너무 늦었어

이젠 네 종이 아니다

우리의 삶은
여기서 끝난다

끝난 거야?

- 해냈어!
- 잘했어, 꼬맹이

잠깐만
그대로야

그러네

잘됐어

민망하니까 그만하지?

이제 끝이군

각자 길을 가는 거야

아니

- 아니라고?
- 그래

우리가 아녔다면
지구는 사라졌어

우리 책임을 팽개치고
도망갈 순 없어

- 내 말이!
- 평범하게 산다더니?

- 가족은?
- 평범하지 않아도

가정 꾸릴 수 있어

서커스 결혼식, 괜찮아?
이번엔 잘될지도 몰라

아니

생각이 있어

하객 여러분, 지금
여러분 앞에는 "리드 리차드"와

"수 스톰"이
평생가약을

맺으려고...

- 뭐야?
- 이태리 베니스가 가라앉고 있대

큰일 터졌네

건너뛰어 줄래요?

- 평생 동안...
- 맨 끝으로!

반지 가져왔소?

부부됨을 선포합니다
신부한테 키스하세요

됐어, 빨리 가자

다녀올게

부케는 던져야지

준비됐어?

조심해, "쟈니"

미안!

본능이라서!

Last night, the FAA was forced to ground
all aircraft, leaving thousands stranded!!

when electronic failures
and mysterious power outages!!

crippled the western United States.
But the big story today...

... the much-anticipated wedding
of fantastic couple!!

Reed Richards and Susan Storm
will take place this Saturday.

Unbelievable. Bizarre anomalies!!!

..are occurring all over the world,
defying every law of physics!!

and all the media care about
is what china pattern we picked.

What did you pick? The blue ones
with them little flowers? I like them.

Excuse me, would you mind?

- It's happening again, isn't it?
- Yeah, sure.

No. We're not postponing
anything, not this time.

This will be the wedding you dreamed of.
I won't let anything get in the way.

Not even the mysterious transformation
of matter at the subatomic level.

That's the most romantic thing
you've ever said to me.

Which is really pathetic,
when you think about it.

Dr. Richards, I'm very sorry,
but we're overbooked.

- We do have seats available in coach.
- Okay, here we go.

- Smile!
- Awesome!

Look, Mom!

- Let me get one more.
- That should be fine.

That's my seat.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

What if we get an endorsement
from an airline? Get us a private jet?

I think we have enough
endorsement deals.

That's funny. Seriously, Reed, it could
help subsidize your little inventions.

- No, thanks.
- Excuse me.

- Consider it. Talk to you later.
- Where are you going?

I don't fly coach.

I hope it rains.

The snowfall came with no warning...

... and covered the pyramids
in 2 inches of snow.

In Japan, some suggest
the solidification of the bay...

... was due to underwater
volcanic activity...

...though no such activity
has been reported in the area.

Scientists have ruled out
global warming...

... as the cause of the climatic events
being reported around the globe.

With scientists unable
to explain the events...

... some are wondering
if the hand of God is at work.

In other news, Reed Richards
and Susan Storm 's wedding...

... has Manhattan all abuzz.

The guest list includes
many of New York's power elite.

Hey, honey.

The city's charging us for three
squad cars they say we destroyed...

...during that armored-car robbery.
I only remember two cars getting thrown.

Reed.

All right. I'm putting it away.

You were saying?

I have a fitting in half an hour.
The musicians after that.

I haven't picked out the place settings
or the flowers. There's too much to do.

Don't worry about it. Between
the two of us, we'll get it all done.

And what were you doing
when I walked in?

- Inputting my to-do list.
- Really?

- Scout's honor.
- Hey, guys.

New uniforms showed up.
What do you think?

I think there's no way
we're wearing that.

What do you have against capitalism?

What's this?

- Just a little hobby of mine.
- Yeah?

Would it make a good toy,
or is it something science-y?

A little of both.

I'm both impressed
and disgusted at that.

Yeah. Sue says I'm addicted to it.

I wonder why she'd say that.

Hey, Johnny.

Keep it quiet, but I've cross-referenced
and analyzed the global disturbances.

They're caused by cosmic radiation, not
unlike the kind which gave us our powers.

Wow, that's really boring.

Listen, I have a very important
wedding issue we need to talk about.

Yeah, of course.

Your bachelor party.

No. Seriously, Johnny.

John. Focus-testing showed Johnny
skewed a little young.

Seriously, Johnny, no bachelor party.
It's just not my kind of thing.

Then do it for Ben. It means a lot
to the big guy. You'll break his heart.

He does have some
sort of rocklike heart.

I have too much to do
before the wedding.

I think Sue might have
a problem with it.

You know what Sue
would have a problem with?

If somebody told her
you were investigating...

...global disturbances
and cosmic radiation...

...instead of focusing on the wedding,
like you promised.

- A bachelor party could be fun.
- Yes!

But no exotic dancers.

- This is it?
- I don't know anybody here.

I would have invited your friends,
but you don't have any.

Hey!

Johnny, we had a deal.

They're not exotic dancers.

They're just hot.

You're Mr. Fantastic, aren't you?
That's so awesome.

Wow, you're really cute.

I'll need a pitcher with
the biggest handle you've got.

No problem.

Good evening,
and welcome to the Baxter...

Could I help you?
No, you can't use that elev...

Ms. Storm will be with your shortly.

Hello?

Thanks, Roberta.

May I help you?

- We're here to see Dr. Richards.
- He's not here. Can I help you?

Yes. You can take me
to see Dr. Richards.

Okay.

Sorry.

When the universe began, it was
no bigger than a marble. Then, bang!

It exploded.
And in a trillionth of a second...

...it expanded exponentially into
what became the universe we know.

Wow, you're really smart.

Thanks, Candy.
That means a lot to me.

I love this song. Wanna dance?

- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

- Honestly.
- Come on, you'll be great.

I don't want to embarrass you guys.

Just loosen up. Have some fun.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

- Guy really knows how to loosen up.
- You're not kidding.

There he is.

Yes.

Unfortunately.

For him.

Shall we?

I think it might be clobbering time.

Sue. What are you...?

General Hager.

Let's talk somewhere private.

Unless you need to do Jell-O shots
off someone's stomach.

I was explaining to the girls
about how the big bang led to...

This was Johnny's idea.
I just went along.

How does Reed know the general?

A few years back, the guy was pushing
a new missile-defense system.

Reed testified that the
technology wouldn't work.

I'm here on direct orders from
the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Personally, I don't like sharing
sensitive information with a civilian.

Especially one who enjoys
the public spotlight so much.

Always a pleasure
to see you too, general.

What can I do for you?

As you may know, there've
been unusual occurrences.

Officially, we've downplayed their
significance, but we're concerned...

...these anomalies might pose a
credible threat to our national security.

These were taken by one of our
spy satellites three days ago.

- What is it?
- We hoped Dr. Richards could tell us.

I'm afraid I've never
seen anything like it. Ben?

I would say that it was a meteor,
but the trail's all wrong.

It's giving off its own energy.

Take a look at this.

These have been appearing in
remote areas throughout the world.

Field personnel estimate its diameter
to be 200 meters.

To find out what this is about, we need
a way to locate and intercept that object.

A sensor could be tied into
the Baxter Building's satellite grid.

We can pinpoint the location
of the object.

- Good. You'll build the sensor for us...
- I'm afraid I can't.

What?

I'm getting married this Saturday.
I just don't have the time.

Richards, your country
needs your help.

Call Professor Jeff Wagner.

He's head of the
Physics Department at Brown.

I expected more, Richards.

Even from you.

John Storm,
Fantastic Four Incorporated.

- Ever done any modeling?
- Not interested.

- You got an amazing complexion.
- Not interested.

Wow, and you just walked away.

I was definitely still talking.

I can't believe you just turned down
a science project.

They can build a sensor without me.

The most important thing right now
is our wedding.

No postponements. No interruptions.

Thank you.

And, look, about what you saw
back at the bar...

Don't worry about it. I know you.

I'm glad you had fun.

Thank you.

Besides...

...it was nothing compared to what
I did at my bachelorette party.

Talk about wild.

Wild?

Come on.

Hey, what are you doing up here?

Nothing. Just needed some air.

You're making that thing
for the general, aren't you?

I'm guessing Susie
doesn't know anything about it.

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

That is, they would be if I had any.

Look, don't tell Johnny.

- Don't tell Johnny what?
- Great.

- Are you building that thing?
- No.

If Sue finds out, you'll get
an invisible kick in the nuts.

- Hey, hey. We're keeping this quiet.
- I know.

Don't worry.

It's the wedding of the century.
Reed Richards and Susan Storm...

... Mr. Fantastic
and the Invisible Woman...

... will try again to tie the knot today
in a ceremony in New York.

- Look at these parasites.
- I know, it's unbelievable.

Have they no shame?

Hey! Hey, listen! Listen, everybody!

This is a very special day for my sister,
probably the most important of her life.

So I just want to say to you guys,
please respect our privacy.

Come on, Johnny.

Just kidding. We're auctioning off
the exclusive wedding photos...

...to the highest bidder, so go online
and place your bids. Thank you.

Johnny, are you planning...?

So, what's it take to date
the Human Torch?

- Fireproof lingerie and a lot of aloe.
- Thank you.

- Are you all right?
- How are you?

Invitation, sir?

I should be on that list.

- Name?
- Stan Lee.

Yeah, nice try, buddy.

- No, really. I'm Stan Lee.
- Nice try.

This isn't how I imagined it.

It never is.

No, Alicia, it just doesn't feel right.

Sweetie...

...I think even superheroes are allowed
to have wedding-day jitters.

It's more than that.
Is my life always gonna be a circus?

Do we really want to raise kids
in all this?

Face it, we're not exactly normal.

Ben and I aren't normal...

...but we don't let it
get in the way of us being happy.

Do you love Reed?

More than I've ever loved anyone.

Then you have nothing
to worry about.

Thank you.

Okay.

- Oh, great.
- What?

I've got a zit.

- Can't you put makeup on it?
- No, no, I got it.

Crisis averted.

Now all I have to do is concentrate
on the area for the next eight hours.

Reed, come on. You're gonna miss
your own wedding.

Just a minute.

Almost done.

General, I'm putting
the sensor online now.

There. If there's a surge in cosmic
radiation anywhere, you'll know.

Let's hope so. We've gotten
reports of two more craters.

Here comes the bride

All right. Just linking it to my PDA.

- Reed.
- And that's it.

Good, that's great.
Now shave and put on your tux.

You're getting married
and you look like a bum.

Absolutely.

What?

I'm getting married.

Oh, jeez.

I'm getting married.

I heard of getting cold feet...

Okay.

Hey, Johnny.

Does that amaze anyone else?
How did she know it was me?

To be honest,
you kind of smell like ash.

- You're late.
- Let's not make today about me.

It's Reed and Sue's big day.

Let's give them the attention
for a change.

Don't do that.

- Okay, you're perfect.
- You're perfect.

I'll see you upstairs.

Bye, Johnny.

So seems like you and Alicia are
doing well. Annoyingly so, in fact.

Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.

Yeah, you are.

Question for you, though:

How do you guys...?

- None of your business!
- Okay, I'm just concerned.

I'd hate to find out
she was killed in a rock slide.

I'll show you a rock slide!

What are you?

Thank you.

Johnny?

You shouldn't tease him so much.

It was a joke.

I don't know, I think it bothers you
to see him really happy and in love.

I think you're jealous.

You think I'm jealous?
Have you seen the women I've dated?

No.

You can only fool yourself
but for so long, Torch.

Hey. It's the bride of stretchy man.

- Don't start.
- Don't listen to him. You look gorgeous.

We'll see you out there, sweetie.

- Come on. We're on.
- Okay. Okay.

You don't look completely
ridiculous in that dress.

Is that obnoxious-brother talk
for "You look kind of nice"?

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Dad would be proud.

Yeah.

Reed, shut your cell phone off.

Actually, this is a...

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today to...

Sue and Reed,
congratulations on your wedding!

Where was I? Oh, yeah.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here today to join this couple...

...Reed Richards and Susan Storm,
together...

...in the bond of holy...

...matrimony.

I can't believe you
brought that to our wedding.

I know, but there's a good reason.

- We have to do this quickly.
- That's romantic.

- Should I continue?
- Yes, please.

- There are many kinds of love.
- Could you skip to the end, please?

- Reed.
- Excuse me?

- What happened?
- What's going on?

We've lost power!
We're going down! We're going down!

It's too late.

- Pull up!
- I'm trying! I'm trying!

Ben!

- Johnny.
- This is Dolce.

Flame on!

Man, he's fast.

That is cool.

- Hey, taxi!
- Oh, man!

Showoff.

Time to end this.

Can we talk?

Okay, you win.

Flame on! Come on!

Flame on!

Hey.

Your herald summons you.

Another world awaits.

Let it be done quickly.

It looked like a man, but completely
covered in silver, and it flew this, like...

...surfboard-type thing.
I know that sounds crazy.

Oh, no, not at all.

Did you follow the shiny man to
Lollipop Land or the Rainbow Junction?

- I know what I saw.
- Thank you. It's all right, Johnny.

Whatever this thing is, it has the ability
to convert matter and energy.

So it caused the anomalies?

It seems to radiate cosmic energy
when it exerts itself...

...randomly affecting matter.
Evidently, this entity, this...

...Silver Surfer...

...didn't want to be detected.
It destroyed the sensor.

- It knew it was being monitored?
- And traced it back here.

We're dealing with something
highly resourceful.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah. I just... I gotta walk this off.

We must destroy it
before it attacks again.

Richards, find me
another way to track it.

Sue, I am so sorry.

I didn't tell you, because I
didn't want you to worry.

I'm not mad you built the sensor.
You did the right thing.

Oh, great.

I wasn't finished.

Okay. Sorry. Please continue.

This proves what I've been saying.

Could you drop the force field?

We can't even... Sorry.

Even our wedding
turns into World War III.

I know. But once we are married,
everything will be back to normal.

We will never have normal lives
as long as we do what we do.

How could we possibly
raise a family like this?

I'm gonna go check on Johnny.

Johnny?

Hey, are you all right, pal?

Are you all right?

Johnny?

Johnny, are you okay?

I don't know. I've been feeling really
strange since my run-in with surfer boy.

Maybe we should get you checked out.

- Why did you do that?
- I didn't do anything!

Stop, drop and roll!
Stop, drop and roll!

Oh, my God, Sue! Just...

Just hang on! I'll get you, okay?

Flame on!

Hey, watch it.

Reed!

Reed! Reed!

- Help!
- Sue?

I'm on fire!

- Sue! What's going on?
- I'm on fire!

- You're on fire!
- You think?

- Hold on!
- Pull me in!

Hey, it's the Human Torch!

Johnny!

- I'm not Johnny!
- Sue, how did this happen?

I touched Johnny, and then this.

- Where is Johnny?
- Here.

Try it again.

- Nice.
- There you go.

Hey, get out of there.

Sue, your clothes.

Why does this always happen to me?

All of Sue's results are normal.

But Johnny's...

Johnny's are what?

Your encounter with the Surfer put your
molecules in a constant state of flux.

Is that bad?

It caused you to temporarily
switch powers with Sue.

- I'd like to run more tests and...
- Want a volunteer?

- No, no, hey!
- No, no, no!

No, no, hey! This is serious!

I just wanted to give him a hug.

We don't know the extent
of his condition.

It could be progressive.

- It could be fun.
- No, Ben!

Ben!

Hey. Hey, it's me! I'm back!

Oh, my God!

Come on!
We just said this is serious!

Oh, yeah, serious.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

- Hey, not bad.
- Incredible.

- You better be able to fix this!
- I'm right on it.

- Ben, stop it!
- I see why you like that.

Oh, no, no, no.

Crap.

That's not funny. What am I
supposed to do in the meantime?

Just try to keep
your distance from us.

You and me are gonna be spending
a whole lot of time together, pal!

My inside sources tell me
unlucky bride-to-be Sue Storm...

... turned invisible
and is staying that way...

... after yesterday's
embarrassing fiasco.

Next, the Invisible Woman 's
greatest fashion blunders...

... and an impromptu dance routine
from former scientist Reed Richards.

Why do you keep watching this?
Just ignore it.

I can't ignore it, Reed.
There's no getting away from it!

- I believe there is.
- How?

See? No answer.

Yes, there is.

What if, after this crisis is over...

...we leave it all behind?
- What are you talking about?

We move out of the Baxter Building.

I'll take a teaching position
somewhere.

Get back to my research.

The two of us will live our lives
and raise a family, like normal people.

You would do that?

Nothing is more important to me
than our future together.

Oh, thank you.

What about Ben and Johnny?

They'll understand.

Besides, Johnny's always
been more of a solo act.

Let's not mention it to them yet.

Johnny's got enough to worry about
as it is, with his power problems.

You've been busy, my friend.

Your talents are impressive.

Can you understand what I'm saying?

Together, we could be unstoppable.

Anything would be ours for the taking.

All that you know is at an end.

What do you mean by that?

Wait! I said, wait!

They're breaking up the team.
Reed and Sue, I overheard them.

They want a nice, normal,
boring-ass life.

- No more Fantastic Four.
- Well...

...what do we do?
Keep going, just the two of us?

And call ourselves what?
The Dynamic Duo?

When were they gonna tell us?

They'll tell you when they're ready.

It's their decision, not yours.

You can't be mad at them
for doing what makes them happy.

Guys.

We've got a serious problem.

I cross-referenced the Surfer's radiation
through every astronomical database.

Altair 7, Rigel 3, Vega 6.

- He's been to all these planets?
- And now they're lifeless.

Barren. Some even shattered.

Everywhere the Surfer goes,
eight days later, the planet dies.

How are we gonna stop him?

We don't even know where he is.

What about the craters?

They appear in a numerical sequence.

The last crater was formed
in Greenland...

...so the next in the sequence
should be...

...latitude 51 degrees,
30 minutes north...

...Iongitude zero degrees,
seven minutes west.

When he surfaces, move the fight
away from the crowd.

He's too fast to contain.
When I see silver, I'm hitting him!

You can't do that. We stick to the plan
and work as a team.

Oh, we're a team now?
News to me.

- What are you talking about?
- You know what.

We were gonna tell you.

- When? When you moved our stuff out?
- Johnny, this isn't a good time.

Kid's got a point, Reed.
You should have told us.

That's enough!
We'll talk about this later.

What the hell is wrong
with you people?

It's a whirlpool!

Oh, my God.

What is that?

Get out! Get out!

Don't let go!

- Move!
- Come on! Go!

No, Johnny!

Guys? What are you doing?

Ben! Lift it higher!

I'll try.

Sue!

Stay back,
before you get somebody killed.

Oh, my God.

What the hell was that?

We'll make adjustments.
Next time, we'll be ready.

Next time? There's no next time.

You can't handle this alone.
I'm bringing in help.

Bringing in soldiers and weaponry
will put innocent people in danger.

No more than you already have.

Victor?

What's the matter?
Afraid of ghosts?

- Look out!
- Don't move!

Since you're a ghost,
you won't mind if I break your neck.

- Let him go.
- You know who that is?

Victor von Doom.
He's here under my orders.

Ben, let him go.

How is this possible?

How are you still alive?

No thanks to you four,
that's for certain.

Von Doom's made contact with the
alien. He's got valuable information.

Information that might just
help save the planet.

Now let's be clear about this...

...shall we? I hate you.

All of you.

But the world's at stake and we
need to work together to survive.

General, we know firsthand, you trust
Victor and you're gonna regret it.

So far, the only one I've regretted
trusting here is you, Richards.

Reed, don't agree to this.

Let's see what he's got.

I made a detailed recording
of our little encounter.

All that you know is at an end.

Well?

I like the part where
he knocks you on your ass.

Look at where the energy levels surge
when he attacks me.

There? See what happened?

The energy was channeled through him,
but it originated from his board.

If we can separate him from the board,
we can cut off his power completely.

- That's what we have to do.
- How?

If I knew that,
I wouldn't need you people, would I?

You two should
get started right away.

I'm glad we have the opportunity
to collaborate again.

I'll try to talk slowly
so you can keep up.

How can we be working
on the same side as Victor?

You got me. Things were simpler
when I could just whale on the guy.

What's he doing? A fire.

Look at that.

I'll pay for that.

I'll tell you, Ben, I'm starting
to feel like a complete screw-up.

Hey, hey, you're not
a complete screw-up.

Thank you.

Look, kid, it's out of our hands.
It's up to the eggheads now.

You think Reed's right about
the whole end-of-the-world thing?

He's never been wrong
about this kind of thing before.

You know, I'm not exactly
a deep kind of guy.

Really?

But if Reed's right, and this is it...

...how do you want
to spend your last few minutes?

Part of me would like
to go out fighting.

But the truth is...

...I'd like to spend my last
couple of minutes holding Alicia.

That sounds pretty good.

I mean, not the "holding Alicia" thing.
She's your girlfriend, not mine.

Want nothing to do with her.
Not to say she's not attractive.

She's very attractive.
She's so attractive.

Even with the... I can't think of
a guy that wouldn't want to...

What I meant...

...was that it's nice
to have somebody.

Well, you got me, pal.

How's it going?

I can't find a link.

- It'll be all right.
- No, it won't!

The whole world's
counting on me, and I just...

Reed, you're gonna find the answer.

- You always do.
- Thanks, Sue.

- You just need to relax.
- Yeah, right.

You do. Reed, you need to relax.

Take a deep breath.

Slower.

There you go.

Come on. Again.

See? I can already
feel your pulse slowing down.

- Do you remember that time...?
- A pulse.

A tachyon pulse.

I love you.

I'm glad I could help.

So exactly how does this thing work?

When we activate the field,
it'll separate him from his board...

...making him powerless.
- Like a fish in a net.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- In theory, anyway.
- How long until it's operational?

- Three hours.
- Three hours.

I can only go so fast,
since I'm working by myself.

- What do you need to make this happen?
- There are a couple of things.

Do your field engineers
have a beryllium casing?

What are you doing?

- Don't you knock?
- You're supposed to be helping Reed.

Tell him not to worry.

I'll be there to hold his hand
and finish his little project for him.

- Anything else?
- How'd you do it?

How did you come back?

It scares you, doesn't it?

The things I can do.

Did you know I could create
a force field inside someone's body...

...and expand it until they explode?

Give it your best shot.

Just get back to the lab.

Mr. Storm?

We're heading to intercept the Surfer
in 10 minutes, with or without you.

Were you waiting outside the bathroom
to try and catch me in a towel?

That was a joke. I was joking.

Why are you so down on me?
You don't even know me.

I know you very well.
I read your personality profile.

Confident. Reckless. Irresponsible.

Self-obsessed,
bordering on narcissism.

Okay, so you do know me.

All I've seen is a guy
that almost got his team killed.

Okay.

I've been a little off my game lately.

This is not a game.

- Sir, he's in position north of here.
- Good.

- General, give us a one-mile perimeter.
- Forget it, Richards.

You had your shot and you blew it.
This is a military operation now.

Jam the signal, get out of the way,
and let us do our job.

- You don't understand.
- No, you don't understand.

So let me make it clear for you
and your pack of freaks.

I'm the quarterback.
You're on my team.

Got it?

But I guess you never played football
in high school, did you, Richards?

No, you're right, I didn't.

I stayed in and studied,
like a good little nerd.

And fifteen years later...

...I'm one of the greatest minds
of the 21 st century.

I'm engaged to the hottest girl
on the planet.

And the jock who played quarterback
in high school...

...is right in front of me,
asking me for my help.

And I say he's not gonna
get a damn thing...

...unless he does exactly
what I tell him to...

...and starts treating my friends
and me with some respect.

Give him what he wants.

I am so hot for you right now.

- Me too.
- Be careful, Johnny.

All right, let's go to work.

This is it.

You have your coordinates. Set up
your posts and rendezvous back here.

First squad, move out!

Hey. You scared me there, Smokey.
Look at you. You're cute.

Yeah, that's right.
Keep running, Boo Boo.

Overgrown furball.

- What's our status?
- Yeah. I'm good to go.

- Same here.
- Almost there.

Guys?

- We have a problem.
- What's wrong?

He's here.

Get out of there, right now!

Why are you destroying our planet?

I have no choice.

- Sue!
- Wait!

What do you mean,
you don't have a choice?

There's always a choice.

Not always.

Why are you trying to destroy us?

I am not the Destroyer.

Come on, Richards.
Jam the damn signal.

Maybe he needs a little persuasion.

- Fire one over the top.
- Roger, out.

- Open fire.
- Open fire.

Open fire! Repeat, open fire!

Fall back! Fall back!

- Let me just...
- No, wait!

Reed.

Come on, Sue.

All right, it's up.

Reed.

Got him.

Not so tough now, are you?

Victor! Stay back!

You're the quarterback.

Eyes on!
Keep your weapons trained!

- Perimeter secure!
- Move him out.

- Open the gate!
- Get him to the debriefing room.

- We had an agreement.
- Calm down.

The enemy has been captured.

- Where is he?
- Contained.

General?

Mr. Sherman.

If you'll excuse us,
we have work to do.

- I want to be there for the questioning.
- Not gonna happen.

Make sure our guests remain here,
comfortably.

Yes, sir.

General, what about the board?

It's in a chamber which
continuously scrambles the signal.

There are certain things
I'm not permitted to do...

...because they're considered
human-rights violations.

Fortunately, you're not human.

Are we prisoners?

How did that happen?

Apparently, they don't want us
interfering with their methods.

I can't imagine what
they're doing to him.

- I say he gets what he deserves.
- How can you say that?

I'm just saying maybe
the general's right about this.

The guy was about to destroy
the planet. He said so himself.

It doesn't make sense. He protected me
from the missile. Why would he do that?

Maybe he thinks you're cute.

There's more going on.
He said he wasn't the Destroyer.

Maybe he lied?

We need to get inside there
and talk to him.

But under the radar.

Is there any way
we could get some DVDs...

...or popcorn or something?

- I'll call it in.
- Great.

Thank you. Semper fi.

That's the Marine Corps.
We're the Army.

Right, I know it's the Army.

Captain Raye. Access granted.

General.

Von Doom wants to speak with you.

You should really be
a little more cooperative.

Mr. Sherman, let's take a break.

I know you are there.

What's your name?

Come on, you must have a name.

I'm Susan.

You said you weren't the one trying
to destroy our world. Then who is?

- The one I serve.
- Who do you serve?

I'm trying to help you, but to do that,
you have to tell me the truth.

Please.

It is known by many names.
My people called it...

...Galactus...

...the Devourer of Worlds.

It must feed on energy to survive.

Both thermal...

...and organic.

How can you serve this thing?

Because I must.

Doesn't it bother you, all the worlds and
innocent people you've helped destroy?

My service spares my world...

...and the one I love.

Why did you try to protect me?

Because...

...you remind me of her.

Could you stop the Destroyer
if you wanted to?

It is not I who draws the Destroyer here.
It is the beacon.

What's the beacon?

The source of my power.

Your board?

Take joy in the last few hours
you have left...

...for he is nearly here.

Well? I helped deliver
the alien to you, as promised.

Now it's time to keep
your end of the bargain.

You can do your tests on the board...

...but under armed guard
and in my presence only.

Absolutely.

General Hager. Access granted.

The board draws it here.

How do you fight something
that eats planets?

We have to get to the board
and lead it away from here.

Well, do you think the general
will go for that?

He'll have no choice.

Thank you, general.

But I'm afraid...

...the truth is...

...sometimes Reed is right.

What...?

Hey, you. Come here.

Let me ask you something.

Nice.

Crap.

Ben!

Okay, that one hurt.

- Where's Reed?
- Back here.

My bad.

Reed.

Victor. We've gotta get it back.

We need to get the Surfer.
He understands its power.

Even if we break him out of this place,
how are we gonna catch up to Victor?

Leave that to me.

- Halt!
- Stay where you are!

Pal, this is the luckiest day
of your life.

What the hell is going on?
Where is General Hager?

He's dead.

And if we don't get him out of here,
we'll all be.

Frankie...

...the world is literally at stake here.
You have to trust us.

Please.

We need to get to the roof.
It should be here by now.

What should be here?

Holy crap!

Reed.

This is by far the coolest thing
you have ever done.

- Hemi?
- Of course.

Okay, Ben, you get inside.
Johnny, you fly behind us.

- You gotta let me fly this.
- I'm the best pilot. I should drive.

- Guys.
- You're lucky if it can carry you.

- I can fly circles around you.
- Guys!

- Reed.
- Shut up! And move it!

I'm driving.

Flame on!

Okay. We're now officially enemies
of the United States of America.

Victor is out there somewhere
with unlimited power.

And we've got a giant
intergalactic force...

...that's about to destroy our planet in
less than 24 hours. Did I miss anything?

I've locked on Victor's energy trail.
He's headed over Southeast China.

Hang on.

Norrin Radd.

- What?
- I was once called Norrin Radd.

Norrin, we'll need your help
to save our world.

Do you understand?

What the hell was that?

Victor, the board is drawing the
Destroyer here. You have to give it up.

You know, I've never
been the giving type, Reed.

Hold on!

We're sitting ducks!

We're gonna have to split up!

- What?
- This ought to be fun!

Stay close to me, Sue!

He's really pissing me off!

Surf's up, metalhead!

Victor, only the Surfer can stop the
Destroyer. But he needs his board.

- Come and get it, Richards.
- Victor.

Let's all go for a spin!

Norrin!

Catch.

Sue!

Oh, my God.

Sue. Sue.

- Oh, God.
- Johnny, don't touch her!

Oh, God. Oh, God.

You need to find a way
to get the board.

- Sue, I...
- Okay.

He is here.

Reed?

Reed.

Victor's gotta have a pulse emitter
linking him to his board.

We take it out,
we can separate him from his board.

He's too strong for me.

I could whale on him if I get close...

...but he could see me coming
from a mile away.

It would take all of us.

Or maybe just one of us.

We don't know
what it could do to you.

Let's not make this about me.

To quote a friend of mine...

...it's clobbering time.

You ain't going down fighting, kid.

Not without me.

You've gotta go.

Treasure each moment with her.

And tell her she was right.

We do have a choice.

Thought you could use a hand.

Oh, my God.

Why isn't it working?

We were too late.

I will no longer serve.

This is the end for us both.

Hi.

What did I miss?

Hey! Hey!

- He did it.
- Great job, kid.

Hey, wait. I'm not changing.

Hey, that's right.

Great.

Okay, now you're making
me uncomfortable.

So I guess this is it.

We all go our separate ways.

No.

- No?
- No.

- No?
- If it wasnt for the team...

...the whole world would be gone by now.

We can't run away from our
responsibilities and the people whom we need to protect. This is who we are.

- That's what I've been saying.
- What about having a normal life?

- A family?
- Who says you have to be normal...

...to have a family?

So are you up for another media-circus
wedding? Fifth time's a charm.

No.

I got a better idea.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to join Reed Richards...

...and Sue Storm together in holy...

...matrimony.

- What is it?
- Venice is sinking into the Adriatic.

Oh, boy. That's a biggie.

Could we just skip to the end?

- Yeah. The love these two share...
- No, the very end.

Yeah, great. You have the rings?

Oh, yeah.

I now pronounce you man and wife,
and you may kiss the bride.

- Okay. We should get out of here.
- Yeah.

- Gotta go, hon.
- Okay.

I have to throw the bouquet.

Ready?

Heads up, Johnny.

Sorry!!

Reflex!!